Saturday, April 11, 2009

happy high me.


Smoking
Smoking. Obviously it's bad for you, causes lung cancer etc.etc. Here's are some of the good things about it.
1. It calms you down, after driving like a maniac from the patrol officer that was going to give you a ticket for parking in a loading zone.
2. It gets you out of akward social situtations.
3. It will help you socialise, especially for those who doesn't drink.
4. It goes great with coffee and coke.
5. It helps you think, write and draw.
6. It makes you look some what like a bad-ass.
7. It makes other kid's parents scare of you.
8. It passes time.
9. It makes people leave you alone...nobody will come up to you when you're smoking, unless they want your cigarettes or is asking for the time.
10. It makes you some what attractive. ha.


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