What's in the bag?

Well.
This is my uni bag/ purse.
At the moment it has the following:
-M&M's
-Ham Wrap
-Bottle of Water
-Condom
-Instruction on how to use a pregnancy test
-Tissue
-The Cobrasnake Sticker
-Laptop
-Laptop Charger
-Black folder with my notes
-Lip balm
-Organiser
-Wallet
-Cell Phone
-Post it
-Mint
-Sun glasses
-Box of Aspirin
-Pens, pencil, pacer etc
-Calculator